Archive for February, 2010

NOT a pony...
The coastal south of Belize is not an international tourism hotbed. It is, however, authentically beautiful to humans and whale sharks alike. For nine months of the year, the few people who do visit enjoy the peace and tranquility of the sugar-sand beaches with absolutely no crowds. The place is the antithesis of Cheers, the famous TV bar; there nobody knows your name and few care to, either.
Then the spring comes, and everyone goes crazy because of the fish sex. During the April, May, and June full moons, the whale sharks visit to dine on the spawning Cubera Snapper eggs, bringing excitement to the sleepy waters of the offshore formation known as Gladden Split. Crazed divers from around the globe overrun the largest coastal town near the Split, Placencia, using it as a base from which to launch their whale shark efforts, hoping to spot the nomadic, majestic animals.
A few years ago I had the opportunity to swim with these ginormous beauties off of the Split. The creatures amazed me, as did the profoundly odd way in which some humans reacted to them. Therefore, I propose the following things NOT to do when you see a whale shark:
Do not make like a plankton – I once heard a fellow diver complaining that he was afraid of being eaten by an enormous whale shark. I’m not sure if he would have fit in the shark’s mouth, but I do know the shark would not have wanted him in there. Whale sharks are filter feeders, passing large volumes of water through their gills and straining out the tastiest that float about. If you are not a planktonic tasty, then remove sacrificial shark feedings from your list of “to do’s” when meeting a whale shark.
Do not break out your saddle – There is something about the ocean that turns some divers into fondlers. Though on land they seem to be able to keep their hands to themselves, once submerged they inexplicably want to touch everything. A whale shark is not a pony. It does not want to be grabbed and ridden. Even more importantly, touching all manner of sea life is usually detrimental to the item being fondled, as it frequently messes up their external chemistry and introduces disease. If you must touch something, go find the dog that belongs to the scuba shop and give it a good scratch. (Then wash your hands…Scruffy absolutely has fleas.)
Do not announce you have seen better ones in an aquarium – There are places in the world where you can see whale sharks in captivity, for example in the Osaka Aquarium and the Georgia Aquarium. I myself have dove with the whale sharks in the Georgia Aquarium and enjoyed the experience immensely. But nothing can compare to seeing them in the wild, where their appearance during your dive is never guaranteed and their behavior is not dictated by the tank walls. (cue the Born Free movie theme here…)
Do not deploy your fishing gear – Unbelievable as it sounds, there are some people, especially in Asia, who see a whale shark and think…lunch. I have read that the shark has the consistency and taste of tofu. So, why not eat tofu, and leave the poor fishie alone? The tofu has got to be easier to catch than the shark anyway.

Ohhh...shiny
If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a person dreams up a gynormous yacht, but never builds it, do they get to claim they now have the biggest boat? Belgium-based Emocean Yacht Design recently unveiled plans for an extravagant new mega yacht, tentatively called Project 1000, that — if built — would be the world’s largest vessel of its type. The key being “if built” of course. The yacht would be a ridiculous 656 feet, and cost in the absurd range of $500 million to $900 million to build. That means if you won both the PowerBall and Big Game lotteries, you still couldn’t afford this behemouth.
Of course, for all of that cash you do get some sweet perks. For one, the ship does look sexy as heck. In addition to good looks, the design includes a 100-foot swimming pool, health spa, nightclub, casino, a dual-level cinema, drive-in garage, two 98-foot day boats and a helipad with a hanger. You can bring 44 of your best dive buddies with you wherever you go and also include 70 crew members, so you’ll never sail alone, or have to lift a finger while onboard.
So, Emocean did get quite a bit of press for their announcement, but the reality is that no one has jumped up to order this luxury good yet. Even when (if) they do, the company says it will take another 4 years from the date of order until completion. Perhaps by then they will figure out how to squeeze in a dive shop onboard.
Some people are just never satisfied. Richard Branson has taken scuba to a new level by introducing an underwater “plane” that takes divers flying through the ocean. Beginning on Feb. 20, two riders and a pilot will be able to don their scuba gear, climb aboard, and dive up to 5 nautical miles per hour down to a depth of 100 feet. Some restrictions apply:
- 1. In order to use the thing, you have to be staying on Branson’s island in the Caribbean, Necker Island. Also, you have to “rent” the underwater plane while there. Total cost island+underwater plane: $325,000/week.
- The cockpit is open, so you need to wear full scuba gear and follow all diving procedures like ear clearing, deco times, etc, making it more like a giant scuba scooter than a sub.
Cool gadget? Yes. Good for actually seeing sea life? Probably not. If you are flying along the bottom in this craft, most sea life will probably head in the opposite direction. Even if they do stick around, you won’t be able to stop and take a good nosy look at them as you fly by. End result? Nifty to read about, but I’ll stick to good old fin-propulsion.
Get out your dive gear, fishing gear or marinara sauce. The Giant Squids have fulfilled their promise of “I’ll be back!” showing up in huge numbers on the California coast off Newport Beach. These charismatic cephalopods are averaging 30 lbs each, but some are up to 60 lbs. That’s enough calamari in one animal to feed a family of 5 for a week, and still have some left over to pair with linguini for a Saturday snack. Anglers have caught 400 of the beasts so far, though far greater numbers are still out in the ocean.
Though the name ‘Giant Squid’ elicits visions of huge sea monsters with a chip on their shoulders and a bloodthirsty appetite, the official name of these beauties is Humboldt Squid (far less menacing, I grant you.) They can grow up to 100 pounds and 6 feet long. They follow their food sources through the ocean, which explains their appearance on the west coast. The squid have also recently been spotted off San Diego, Oregon and Washington.

Less accurate than a coin flip?
Punxsutawney Phil, America’s most famous rodent weather predictor, saw his shadow last Tuesday, signaling six more weeks of winter. CNN meteorologist Chad Meyers, citing stormfax.com, said Phil is correct 39 percent of the time. The U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration goes even further, saying Phil has “no predictive skill.” I propose we replace Phil with his amphibious cousin, Phish, in order to achieve a more accurate weather prediction.
Anglers and scientists alike agree that fish behave differently before changes in weather. They have an incredible array of pressure-sensing systems—such as their ‘lateral line’—that key them in to changes in barometric pressure. Barometric changes can also cause changes in suspended sediment and plankton, which alter a fish’s feeding habits. Light intensity—due to wave action, cloud cover or water clarity—can also have a huge impact on feeding behavior. It’s worth noting thought that fish and other creatures living in shallow water are more susceptible to the affects of changes in atmospheric pressure than their deep-water counterparts.
Sharks too are excellent weather predictors. They have something known as the ampullae of Lorenzini on their snout that contain small electric sensitive cells. Among other uses, these sensors pick up changes in pressure, currents and temperature brought on by weather. For example, Florida summers with frequent hurricanes produce a much lower instance of shark attacks (ex. 2005) in part because the animals head to deeper water for safety.
Even shrimp can be good predictors of prolonged weather changes. Production of farm-raised shrimp usually increases along the Pacific coast of South America during El Niño years. Shrimp like the warm El Niño waters and grow rapidly in the brackish-water environment created by the heavy rains. Wild shrimp reproduce in great numbers during El Niños, so if the shrimp population is up, you may be looking at an El Niño event, rather than just a quick series of passing storms.
So, pick a sea creature, figure out what it’s unique, weather-related behavior is, and then watch it to determine the forecast. How wrong could it be? After all, even a coin flip would achieve more accurate results than poor, fuzzy Phil.
Diving an oil rig has always seemed a daunting task to me both in terms of accessing the site as well as taking on the monstrous-looking structure. On the surface, many people find these rusty rigs to be an eyesore, a hulking man-made blight on the beautiful ocean surface. But, under water it’s a very different story. The thick metal supporting beams of the oil rigs act as a magnet for a vast array of marine plants and animals, creating a kind of artificial reef, a haven for sea life in the middle of the open ocean. Twenty-three oil platforms breach the waters off the coast between Oceanside and Santa Barbara, with names like Eureka, Ellen-Elly and lots of other girly monikers.
