Scuba Dive

The Israeli shore town of Kiryat Yam is boasting one of the most interesting oceanic phenomenon to be seen in a long time: a mermaid. Local officials have proposed a $1 million reward to the first person to take a picture of her, a tempting offer that has given a shot in the arm to the area’s tourism. Though I love the mermaid legends, including siren songs, narwhal theories and the occasional cup of Starbuck’s coffee, I can’t help but be skeptical of this particular sighting. Here are a few “facts” about the case and my initial reactions:

• It’s been described as “a young girl.” But then really, who wants to come to the shore to see a half-naked old man.
• It only appears at sunset. At that time, light reflecting off the waves in odd angles can help the creative bystander see almost anything they want. Put my childhood Chihuahua in the water at that time of day, and he would look like a mermaid also.
• The mermaid performs acrobatic tricks before it disappears. The creature reveals itself to humans in order to demonstrate its stupid pet tricks prowess?
• Capturing the mermaid is not necessary to claim the $1 million reward. I.e. please do not leave stinky fish on the steps of the tourism board building.

Though I’m not so sure this story will end with a new species being logged, I do hope that it has a happy ending that includes a boost to a local economy and a renewed interest in what might just lie beneath the waves.